Bullshit Bingo... new and improved for up to five
players
We've all had
to suffer those long and tedious meetings full of management speak. Here's
a way to help you through to the next 'comfort break'
- Bullshit Bingo
This game can be
played by up to five different players with five different versions of the card
for you to print out and play with.
Let me know if there
are any new management speak phrases I'm missing - I'll consider them at the
next review.
I've been asked for a
special NHS version. I'm always happy to help our angels of mercy who suffer
under the yoke of government interference. The NHS
version for four players is at the bottom of the page.
Simply cross off the appropriate block whenever you hear one of those
words/phrases!
Bullshit Bingo Card 1
knowledge base
win-win
24/7
performance indicators
best practice
fast track
empower
risk management
revisit
blame culture
result-driven
value-added
silo
out of the loop
pinch
point
at the end of the day
benchmark
core
business
touch
base
synergy
I hear what you say
networking
differential
the big picture
ballpark
Bullshit Bingo Card 2
value-added
think outside the box
show
stoppers
paradigm
I hear what you say
diversity
proactive
process mapping
knowledge base
performance indicators
benchmark
metrics
empower
mindset
win-win
core
business
synergy
networking
touch base
proactive
risk management
envision
24/7
pinch point
core competencies
Bullshit Bingo Card 3
metrics
pinch point
leverage
synergy
networking
benchmark
envision
bottom line
blame culture
proactive
24/7
win-win
I hear what you say
proactive
risk management
touch base
paradigm
performance indicators
value-added
think outside the box
core competencies
show
stoppers
value-added
strategic fit
core
business
Bullshit Bingo Card 4
process mapping
core
business
proactive
diversity
empower
timeline
metrics
pinch point
mindset
risk management
value-added
think outside the box
24/7
networking
performance indicators
blame culture
strategy
touch base
analogous
paradigm
synergy
benchmark
silo
win-win
I hear what you say
Bullshit Bingo Card 5
benchmark
diversity
I hear what you say
bottom line
risk management
networking
blame culture
synergy
24/7
envision
analogous
performance indicators
core
business
paradigm
touch base
leverage
win-win
strategic fit
empower
mindset
process mapping
pinch point
show
stoppers
proactive
proactive
When
you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, jump up and shout
"BULLSHIT!"
